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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

seantracy:

seantracy:

if someone ever insults you

just think of a curse word, and then add a word which rhymes and watch their reaction

i can eat 57 mozzarella sticks if i want you fuckduck 

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

allteensrelate:

"i am so done with this year" i say on the first day of class

dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead