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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

adorkablesudoku:

Me: I’m asexual
Person: A sexual what

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

snapchatting:

is it legal to have this many gay people on one website

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

snickery:

I wouldn’t even be mad

snickery:

I wouldn’t even be mad